This post is a diary of my tour dates, times and locations, telling you where to find me in September, October, and November 2026.
It seemed like the season had changed instantly from summer to autumn, when I woke up on the 1st of September and felt a cool freshness in the air for the first time in weeks. Summer is by far my favourite season – filled with sunny weather, short skirts, late nights sipping cocktails outdoors, festivals, ice cream, and very hot, sweaty, passionate afternoons in the bedroom (I’ve got a real thing for body heat).
But for all it’s hazy lust, I don’t lament the end of summer – I love the beginner of September feeling, that sense of focus, renewal, and return to centre.
Indeed I am feeling very centred right now, settling back home in Birmingham after a month away. I will be based in Birmingham for most of Autumn 2026. I will not be touring this season due to my vanilla work commitments – my next tours will be in 2027. If you can’t get to me in Birmingham and you don’t want to wait until my tours next year, you can invite me for an outcall to visit you instead – I will visit anywhere in England for 4 hours or more, and anywhere in Scotland for 6 hours or more.
Pro tip – where I have listed a late finish time between 2200 and 0100, I am usually also available for overnight bookings.
Wednesday 9th (1500-2300)
Thursday 10th (1200-2300)
Friday 11th (1100-1800)
Saturday 12th (fully booked)
Sunday 13th (1200-2300)
Monday 14th (1500-2300)
Tuesday 15th (1100-2200)
Wednesday 16th (1100-2300)
Thursday 17th (1100-2300)
Friday 18th (1600-2300)
Saturday 19th (fully booked)
Sunday 20th (1100-2200)
Monday 21st (1100-2300)
Tuesday 22nd (1100-2200)
Wednesday 23rd (1200-2300)
Thursday 24th (1100-2300)
Friday 25th (1100-midnight)
Saturday 26th (1100-midnight)
Sunday 27th (1400-2300)
Monday 28th (1100-2300)
Tuesday 29th (1100-2200)
Wednesday 30th (1100-2300)